How does cardboard get its workout in?
Boxing.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?