What game do bats excel at?
Bat-gammon.
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What is the most faithful insect?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What superpower do all middle children have?