What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
A cardinal sin.
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?