Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
They have a nice nest egg.
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do cows make great bakers?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?