Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?