How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why are frogs always happy?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What animals make the best students?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?