How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
It doesn't have a point.
What was the first animal in space?
Why was the math book sad?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?