How do animals blend into the desert?
With camel-flage.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Families are like fudge.
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
How do bunnies stay fit?