What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
A meow-function.
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do cows like to dance to?
What day is your mom always right?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?