Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Because his old job just gave him the boot!
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What animal floats best?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's the world's weakest animal?