What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Where do cats go on vacation?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How does a squid go into battle?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?