What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Mari-golds.
What is another name for a cow?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What time of day was Adam created?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What table can you never sit at?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?