What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Welsh Cork-is.
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the body of water think so much?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What's the friendliest national park?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?