What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
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Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of dog works at a bakery?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What does winter fat turn into?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What birds make average students?