Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
K.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why do cats love to work?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What does a panda ghost say?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?