Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What is an insect's favorite game?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?