Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
He was stuck in an undead-end job.
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?