What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Air guitars.
What is the opposite of coffee?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do you give a sick pig?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Where would you find an elephant?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do fairies always drink?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?