Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
He was bone-tired!
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
How do you grill cheese?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?