Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house.
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
How do cats make a birthday cake?