Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Because they mess up the whole house.
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
It's allergy season again?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What animal loves Indian food?
How much money does a skunk have?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why did the mountain ace its math test?