What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Her purrrse.
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?