What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Her purrrse.
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why are frogs always happy?
What siblings are always sad?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What fish sings the best?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?