What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
A computer chimp.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What animal likes to party the most?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Where do polar bears store their money?
How is life like toilet paper?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
How does a penguin build its house?
What money do cats use to go shopping?