What do naked fish play with?
Bare-a-cudas.
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What do you call the dog magician?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What tree has the most bark?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
How do you compliment a cat?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?