How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
The pages were all dog-eared.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Where does breakfast live?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?