What does Santa call Christmastime?
The ho-ho-ho-ildays.
What cartoon character loves insects?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What does an evil hen lay?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?