What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Texting.
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What is the coolest country?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why was the dairy grumpy?