What did the airline worker name her child?
Stewart.
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why did the echo get detention?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?