Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What kind of books do boats write?
What did the bee say to the flower?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?