Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why is summer always sad?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What is a mom's favorite game?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Which dogs love to study science?