What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny™.
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What do bees say in the summer?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
How do you make antifreeze?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?