Who does everyone's hair in space?
A cosmo-tologist!
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why did the foal cough?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?