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What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What school subject really rocks?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do you call a pig thief?
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Which animal should never work for the government?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
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Why did the tree need to take a nap?