Which dog belongs in a band?
A bass-et hound.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Bears love exotic cars.
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Which president loved to take baths?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?