Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
Why did the frog starve?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?