Why did the mare gain weight?
She ate like a horse.
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Can February March?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What's the noisiest food?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
We had a discussion about roses.
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What table can you never sit at?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
When should you start writing a book?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?