What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Britney Spears.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?