What sport can waiters play really well?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
Why are turtles so shy?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
How do you measure a millennial?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What is the color of the wind?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?