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Because it's too far to walk.
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What type of barrel breaks easily?
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?
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Where do T-Rexes shop?
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What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call a silly hill?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
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How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
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