Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Because it's too far to walk.
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which cats have the best manners?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?