Why did the dog swallow a clock?
He wanted to be a watchdog.
Where do kittens go to school?
Why are turtles so shy?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?