What are the smartest highways in the world?
Roads scholars.
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Which elf is the best singer?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What words make the best athletes?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?