Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
She was told to open up.
How do you get straight A's?
What did March say to the madness?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did autumn say to summer?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is the strongest animal?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?