Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
She was told to open up.
Where do chips wear socks?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why do two skunks argue?
Why do cows wear bells?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Why do cats give such great massages?