Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Because they want a grand slam.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why do mice need oiling?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Where does water do all its banking?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?