Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
I don't remember it, but it'll come back to me.
How do fleas travel?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What's E.T. short for?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why are ghosts always single?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?