Why was the mime upset?
Someone called her a clown.
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Which state is the cleanest?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?