Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Oscar the Grouch™.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What type of bat doesn't fly?
How do you grill cheese?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?