Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Oscar the Grouch™.
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why is spring the oddest season?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?