What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Horseradish.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What does a dog say before eating?