What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny™.
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why are goats so funny?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?