What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny™.
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do mice need oiling?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
How did the toad die?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?