Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Because he was a paw-fessional.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
What do minions always put in their salads?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?