What building always gets stains on it?
The White House.
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?