What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?