Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Because it rained on his parade.
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?