What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
An overreaction.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why are books always so angry?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
How did the toad die?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?