What's a cat's favorite snack?
Goldfish® crackers.
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?