Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why do cats love to work?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why was the spider so smart?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?