Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because the captain was standing on the deck.
What is sand's favorite movie?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What makes a glow worm glow?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
When do astronauts eat?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why is summer always sad?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?