Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
They have to protect their bear skin.
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What are you studying in math?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Bears love exotic cars.
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?