When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
When it's raining cats and dogs.
How does dinner smell?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do math teachers eat?
What does winter fat turn into?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?